" WE CANNAE TAKE IT ANYMORE CAPTAIN !!! "
Christ, it really is f**ken hot!!
Bonus?
Yeah, surfing in Boardies!!
Sick Surf.
Praise the lord.
..and praise all you beautiful people for gracing our establishment, except Dion as he seems to scare the girls away!!...and if it´s not him then his mate Andrew ( get a black dog up ya ) who in awkward moments might kiss you on the back of the neck!! If you were there it has to be one of the great moments in the Surfhouse!!
Sooooooooo....We really do run a dope show down here - we got it all. " Best kick-ass holiday ever, I´m definitely coming back.. " as declared by 73% of guests. " I never thought I could learn so quickly " 91% of guests.
If Carlsberg was a surfcamp.....you get the picture...
In my deliriously deranged sweaty stupor I know I may be racing ahead of myself but we will be organising a special NEW YEARS package this year as we will be shutdown for Christmas . This will include your full-slap up NEWYEARS dinner at Mullens and booze til 1am and a half hour massage during your stay ( but probably not available on Jan 1st !! ) . Cor blumin´ ´eck!!
Competitions? Yeah I know the ridiculously stupid competitions have seemed absent recently. This will change. One coming to ya soon. Watch this space.
TWO WORDS: SEPTEMBER & OCTOBER. Book it now. Change yer life!!
Hopefully we will see you soon, embrace you , hug you and share a glassy minty barrel with you.
Peace!!
toby, jezz, toby, matt, danger, bre, georgie, sugar , our loverly maids oh and not forgeting Mirelia and Clotilde who run our Pensaos.
Ratty RIP.